College Survival 101[level of desperation, 5 out of 5]: Drying your last dollar in order to buy a soda:: This is a measure that should only be attempted when no other choice is an option. Drying of a dollar is very dangerous and could result in serious injury to yourself and campus property. If you must do it however follow the following instructions for max safety. Firstly, open the dryer. Second, put dollar into dryer and turn on with only the dollar within. Lastly, most campus dryers have a 60 minute min time limit but you only need maybe two minutes at most. So if you cant unlock the dryer when you start it then don't EVEN attempt this dangerous feat of awesome desperation!
When your thirsty, your thirsty. That's all I can say about it.
PS. I normally rant about something so I figured a change would be nice.
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